Hi there. Feeling encouraged, confident, certain, or just flat out positive? No need to worry, here are more nuggets of apathy to remind you why that it's probably a bad idea. Don't even bother asking how this post was ever able to be completed considering its, or the previous post's, content--I'm not entirely sure myself.
1: "Remember: you can do anything today! You could also do anything tomorrow instead."
2: "Never count yourself out--there's always the chance that the other person may sustain a life-threating injury."
3: "Going into business yourself and being your own boss are great ideas. You get to work your own hours; do the job the way you want it done; be as successful as you allow yourself to be; and if you ever start to fail, you know exactly which moron needs to be fired."
4: "Life is definitely like a box of chocolates; the more you have the fatter you get, you get sad when you realize it's almost gone, and of course you had the best it had to offer first."
5: "There are starving children in Africa, now finish gorging yourself!"
6: "Thomas Eddison was wrong--he really did fail a thousand times."
7: "I'm worried about the state that this country is in--I didn't even know countries fit into states."
8: "All things come to he who waits--but he who pre-orders get's it sooner."
9: "Everyone has a true love for them somewhere out there--if you get tired of looking you can always try a few knock-offs."
10: "Sticks and stones may break your bones, but words can deeply scar you for life."
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