Feeling up, confident, or productive? These quotes will help you regain any of your lost lethargy and remind you why you probably shouldn't have started. Enjoy!
1: "Reach for the stars--of course if they're too far away, you can probably snag the remote"
2: "Every morning I greet each day joyously; after it ignores me I usually go back to bed."
3: "If anyone can do it, you should probably let them."
4: "Everyone's capable of greatness--if only people bothered trying."
5: "If you want to make money in this life, you need to work hard, dream big, and... Look a penny!"
6: "Nothing's free in life--I know, I checked."
7: "Nothing is impossible, except whatever you are doing."
8: "I challenge the status quo everyday--I think it should be lower."
9: "If only everyone was like me then... oh crap, who'd give me money?!"
10: "I think people should be nice, polite, and considerate; and if they're not, sue their pants off!"
11: "To help you in your work day, think of all the things you'd rather be doing."
12: "If all great things came from small beginnings, where do small things come from?"
13: "Everyone deserves a second chance, that's why I'm on the committee to determine who deserves first chances."
14: "If at first you don't succeed, quit and go play video games."
15: "You have to strive to truly live in this world, but fake living is super easy."
16: "Life is hard--death, not so much."
17: "I resist hostile forces that surround and oppress me--you should too. Don't conform to non-conformists."
18: "Always be your best self--or be your mediocre self and hope people don't notice."
19: "Always listen to what people have to say. In the event you really do get nickels for every time you hear something stupid, you'll make a fortune."
20: "I contend that life is not like a box of chocolate--I enjoy boxes of chocolate."
21: "It's the beauty on the inside that really matters; that's why I made an appointment with a plastic surgeon that specializes on the inside."
22: "If things are better out than in, why do people get re-elected?"
23: "The joys of this life are plentiful--ways to get them is a different story."
24: "Don't let anyone ever tell you your not good enough... unless you're in hell, then they're probably right."
25: "Greatness is made; prestige is earned; knowledge is shared; stupid is born--guess which one you have."
26: "TV is amazing, but I'm gonna kill the guy who invented commercials."
27: "I think there should be handicap stickers for people who don't have a sixth sense."
28: "Never question yourself in front of others... except if you work on the bomb-squad, then you should go ahead and double check."
29: "A wise person knows a penny saved is a penny earned. A realistic person knows that if you're counting pennies you're probably in trouble."
30: "You could do great things today... or you could go over these quotes again and share your favorite ones."
To be continued in future posts...
What's your most un-inspiring quote?